Can't...maintain...snooty...persona. Ack for some reason right now I feel like I just gotta be me ( Read more... )

Auntie is back my children, and I desperatley need to give you all advice. I must be off to discuss the mysteries of romance with a charming young man from the Black Forest, or I would give you all some now. Well since you begged, here is some quick advice ( Read more... )

Hello? Is this thing on?

Auntie is incensed my children. What are they teaching in schools these days, besides rabid nationalism. Auntie has a little word association game planned for you all. What do the following words all have in common: nigger, spic, wop, mick, jap, slant eye, wet back, kraut, kike, dike, fag, frog,camel jockey? That's right children! They make the ( Read more... )

Hello duckies. Your auntie has been doing some thinking lately. Generally during a delightful massage from Franco, or over a delightful little drink after I return from my glamorous, high paying job. Since February, which is the worst month of the year and thankfully the shortest, is for some reason associated with love, my wayward thoughts have ( Read more... )

Hello duckies! Details of my untimely death have been greatly exaggerated. I could offer my delectable advice to so many of you, you only have to ask it of me ( Read more... )

I'm going to see Jessie tomorrow. Yay!

Hello my loves. It is only the fourth and already this year is off to a most auspicious begining ( Read more... )

All I have to say is, WE CAME TO ROCK!

Auntie is a bit dissapointed with her little ducklings. In the past week I have heard countless young ladies bemoaning their sad lack of looks. Foolishness, I tell you. There are perhaps two actually unattractive people in the entire world. Today I'm going to tell you how to get over it and start appreciating yourself. Find what you think to be ( Read more... )