I got this from Abby...

I was wondering if someone could tell me who made Social Officers??? And baby don't worry I would nevr leave you not even for Brad Pitt your my one and only! I love you lots buby!

You are White Chocolate

You have a strong feminine side with a good bit of innocence thrown in.
Whether your girlish ways are an act or not, men like to take care of you.
You are an understated beauty, and your power is often underestimated!

What Kind of Chocolate Are You? Take This Quiz :-)

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You Belong in Rome

You're a big city girl with a small town heart

Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome

Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand

And gorgeous Italian men - could life get any better?


What City Do You Belong in? Take This Quiz :-)

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS... a poem especially for you...

FRIENDSHIP

Friendship is like pissing your pants,

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.

So I'd like to thank you...

FOR BEING THE PISS IN MY PANTS!!! :)

*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_ ( Read more... )

Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language ( Read more... )

You are


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