Japanese fuckers at work gave up on me and allowed me to leave their crack house of a company. I yelled at a Belgian manager and they simply caved. I should have yelled at a Belgian sooner. From now on, when trouble comes my way I'm going to find a Belgian and really crawl up his ass ( Read more... )

Remember on August 2nd, 2004 when I started looking for a new job? Well some poor fools finally hired me. When good companies start hiring the unemployable you know things are amiss. ANYWAY now I'm waiting for the little Japanese overlords at my current shit job to come up to me at the last minute and say "YOU HAVE CONTRACT! YOU WORK FULL YEAR! YOU ( Read more... )

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At my flat they have a little cart that's used to pull trash cans around the building and to the big trash can in the parking lot. It can easily pull a dozen trash cans full of human waste so it's not like some sort of little Fiat or anything, this is a serious trash cart. Anyway, I'm sitting here and I notice outside the window the trashman ( Read more... )

I ordered a small sandwich labeled "Sun-Dried Chicken". Is it common to leave meat out in the sun to dry? Is it even legal? I'm not one to harp on other culture's cuisine so I ate it. It tasted like vinegar and the meat was drippy from what seemed like sweat. It had little texture, more like that of stringy pudding which was a bit chewy. The smell ( Read more... )

Today I've received my THIRD FREE BROWNIE from the lunch lady at my office. She's always so nice and cheery to me. All smiles and wearing the tight shirts. She's always like "Do you want some soup?" and I'm always like "Soup? Soup is for boys. You're talking to a man!" and then she's like "I KNOW! I WAS BEING IRONIC!" and we both laugh. It's really ( Read more... )

So I was out (with my girlfriend) and we were walking around, having some lunch and watching the boats. The weather was great and we were sitting on some steps on Prinsegracht reading a newspaper or something. So then these two young women sit next to me and their guy friend next to them, and they're staring at a map. She asks me for directions and ( Read more... )

Today I was walking through a field on my lunch break and noticed a dog playing with an empty plastic bottle. He was so cute and happy dancing around the field, tossing it around and then running to "catch" it. I walked up to him, being sure to keep a safe distance, and got down on one knee. He seemed a bit scared, but his curiosity go the better ( Read more... )

OKAY!

One month until I can start looking for another job.

Two months until I can turn in my resignation.

Three months until I can pack my things and leave this bizarro company.

I'm thinking of maybe getting a job with the Internet. Fist, I'll clean the Internet's toilets and then work my way up, maybe even owning it someday. THEN YOU'LL ALL