Oh hey LJ.

I have to poop and then shower.

Better hop to it!

THIS will be my wedding cake, should I ever get married:


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Big Man Japan.

Kevin and I started it not really knowing what it would be about, had the patience to sit through the slow start, and by the end of the movie we were crying with laughter. Or at least I was.

I can't even describe what happens in this movie. Suffice to say, it goes way off in a crazy direction with hilarious results.

Tonight I learned that the more drunk I get, the better I am at Street Fighter. 10 win streak vs. Horatio and Lionel. Dictator FTW.

Woman Sets Self On Fire, Walks Around Mall
43-Year-Old Woman Suffers 3rd-Degree BurnsMIAMI -- A woman set herself on fire at a Miami mall Thursday, then walked around engulfed in flames as shocked shoppers watched, authorities said ( Read more... )

My car was just taken away by Ecology! YAAAAY! I was paid $130.00 for it, a low price to be sure, but it was the best I could barter. The fact that I no longer have that giant burden is quite refreshing ( Read more... )

"I want to listen to something that sounds like the music I already listen to, but with different words!"

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Nailed it.

I rode 10.5 miles to work today! In the sun! Unfortunately I'm mostly retarded and didn't put on any sun repellent. Double unfortunately, I was wearing a backwards cap. I now look like I could audition for that 'Last Airbender' shit. But, the point is I got myself to work, and I wasn't overly exhausted. Plus the view was spectacular - the ( Read more... )

I just found out I've been driving uninsured for the past 4 months. Mercury had the wrong address, but they DID have my cell number. How nice.

So I will have to go to court and, what, ask very nicely if the judge would please not suspend my license?

This feels great.

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