My term paper: helplessness, powerlessness, complex trauma, normative adolescent development, joblessness, normative young adult development, nihilism, community violence, combat violence, and more...

It's due tomorrow. I've got a rough draft. Now I have to edit it.

Dear Life,

Please give me Fruit Loops.

Thank you.

I got ditched at the parade. Ever gotten ditched at the parade?

I went to the Saints parade and I caught a bead from Drew Brees.

Sometimes you just need socks

The Groundhogs will be having a birthday celebration on February 2nd. Please suggest ideas for their birthday.

Skunk is no longer allowed to have tequila.

The Turkeys returned from anger management classes in an intoxicated state. This is not acceptable. It is suspected that the anger management group leader, Malcolm the Groundhog--who is himself a recovering alcoholic--has supplied the Turkeys with alcohol.