Whiskey, gin and brandy With a glass I'm pretty handy I'm trying to walk a straight line On sour mash and cheap wine So join me for a drink boys We're gonna make a big noise So don't worry about tomorrow Take it today Forget about the cheque We'll get hell to pay Have a drink on me Have a drink on me Yeah Have a drink on me Have a drink on me On me ( Read more... )

God said on the seventh day, let there be John Wayne and he emerged fully formed from the centre of a black hole. Dressed in his western finery, God knew he was only second to a greater power ( Read more... )

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