what do you do when you get called fat-ass and pudgey, even if it was meant to be a joke?

alright. i have purged my innards of all content. why does my stomach still hurt?

i think i have exceeded my quota of stomach issues for this month.

who the hell goes into the restroom to chat on their cellphone when they are at work? and i don't mean the single stall, 1 person restroom. this is a multi-stall, mildly cave-like echoy, you-can't-hear-a-damn-thing when someone flushes the toilet type of place.

(extra irritated due to stomach issues)

i am so incredibly tired. will this never end? i do not know how much more i can take before i either:

a.) crack
b.) quit
c.) die

at the coffee shop:

can i get a non-fat Americano?

1. great ground as a paste w/ spinach
2. password key to a hidden cave filled w/ riches
3. reliably gets stuck between teeth
4. name of residence for a very famous, very large, and very yellow bird
5. comes in both, as Michael Jackson very nicely put it -- Black or White

bad day at work yesterday.
aunt sue today.
airplane tomorrow.

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broke.

was getting a little frustrated w/ someone at work who shall be hence forth be anonymously and unceremoniously dubbed POOMAN. got a response back from POOMAN in response to my email describing to him why his request as, to put it bluntly, nonsense. POOMAN is insisting ( Read more... )