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The Pope-a-Ratzi is in town! Happy Mexicans are coming out of the shadows to see him. But guess who’s not so feliz lately? Why, it’s your favorite Junior Senator from New York and aspiring Editor in Chief of these United States, HRC. Despite winning a majority of the votes from the most important voting bloc in the country, Hillary just can’t seem ( Read more... )

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Last weekend i couldn't find anyone to go watch meet the press or read the nation with over a venti americano so i went fly fishing instead with richard. (or as he's known to Saudi Arabia and these United States, Vice President Dick Cheney, Esq.) we usually go alone, he needs the quiet time, i need companionship of a strong male. however this time ( Read more... )

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Oui, Elle mmm, Non oui.
Vodka, caramel, chewing gum, fraise, mini-jupe, des carresses, en amoureux

Je poses mon skate et mes nikes à l'entrée
Quand je croise direct les yeux d' Chloé
Je suis tout rouge et je m'sens chaviré
Faut que je trouve le moyen d' l'embrasser
Faut que j'en parle à mon pote, qui m'invite
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have Al Gore worried, but for 48 hours all the sun and shine this past weekend made me incredibly giddy: Spring! Hooray! T'was all but a milky dream, =sigh= and now I'm stuck in a concrete building. Yes, granted the sun still shines on, but alas i cannot squat myself in a park all day, drinking prosecco and consuming endless amounts of nibbly ( Read more... )

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are good times, happy times for all, especially when you didnt really expect to end up at one. i honestly thought i was just going to play endless amounts of katamari damacy (BEST GAME EVERRRR! [16 year old boy voice]) with a gaggle of boys but instead i walked in on a plot to get me drunk. the nerve. i had just dined with two lovely ladies of east ( Read more... )

A chair has a purpose--even in some loft of an artsy birthday fellow, no matter how pleasing to the eye, it must serve this purpose: to allow you to sit. to sit! i challenged conventional wisdom one sad evening. eh. at least i had good cake.


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