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Voice
Yeah. Maybe there's been times when a hooded cloak would come in handy. But I could really do without the rest of it. Christ.
At least it came with a basket full of free grub. -
Voice
Shit gets pretty boring around here when it goes quiet. Yeah, yeah. I know. Cherish the moments that I don't have some dead wet woman crawling out of my sink ( Read more... ) -
Voice
Anyone got some Jiffy Pop? -
Voice
Okay. I'm not climbing any stairs.
And I'm sure as hell not wearing this.
Can't make me. -
Text
Finally got the nicotine patch out of my doll's hand.
Oh, right.
Guys didn't get dolls. They got action figures.
Guess mine came with kung-fu grip. -
Voice
Everyone remain calm. There's no need to panic.
Because I can still see.
Sucks to be the rest of you though. -
Voice/Video
Hey. Anyone else seeing stuff like this?
((The video feature turns on and is immediately aimed at the television in the room. It's on and the screen is showing something other than the usual static and snow. It looks like it's showing the interior of another apartment.))
Wait for it.
((It's a few more seconds before someone appears on the screen ( Read more... ) -
Voice
Yeah. This would be a tougher hoax to pull off. Especially since you'd have to be in my head first.
Kind of impressed.
And now the moment's passed.
Wonder how Mello would feel about all that eyeliner. -
Text
This place looks like the setting for a horror movie. Grade B. So if you hope to make it to the end credits? Better remain a virgin.