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I am about to present factual information ( Read more... )

CMON WE NEED TO DO FUN STUFF IN THIS COMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIKE A POTATO SACK RACE!!! THE SACKS CAN BE HAMA'S UNDERWARE AND WE CAN PUT A PICTURE OF GAMLING'S FACE ON IT!!

I LOVE GAMLING LIKE WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was like thinking about it and i decided that i will only make sweet sweet love candy with ONLY TWO MEN. and they're local boys. their names are john goodman and GAMBLNIG SMITH!!!!!!!

10. Gamling refuses to bathe, and he smells of oliphant dung ( Read more... )

HEY SO LIKE THE OTHER DAY THIS KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE CARVEL PUT THE WRONG SPRINKLES ON HIS FUDGE PIE ICE CREAM AND HE WOULDNT SHUT UP HE WAS RUINING MY DATE WITH GAMNBLING. SO LIKE I WENT OVER AND PUNCHED THE BOY AND GAMLIg WAS LIKE "HEY VIOLENCE ISNT THE ANSWER ( Read more... )

god i was just thinking how much i have been neglecting this community. i am betraying gambling and that isn't good.

last night gambling was over and it was so cute because he was drinking baby formula and he HAD THE DRIBBLE CUP!! SO all the baby formula got all over his BEARD AND THE BABY!!! AWWWW

Ok, so I was typing a paper last night and only half-listening to the television that was on in my room. The narrator of this program said something along the lines of, "Last year, gambling earned an unprecedented amount of money," but I thought that he had said *Gamling* had done so ( Read more... )

well what can i say about gamling... he's good looking. he has quite a beard. more crumbs in it than most stout men of the mark. he sings better than michael jackson. he never coaxed me into his house as a young innocent boy, and using his seductive wiles made me OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS!!!

DO NOT ERECT A SHRINE TO THIS EVIL MAN!!! ( Read more... )

Ohhh...Gamling.....
I dreamt of him last night...I dreamt that he and I were castaways on a desert island.
Together, oh together, my darling, my chosen one...together in all things, bound as one as the rainbow is to the sky, dissipating in the warmth of a love so pure and holy.
O! Gamling! Gamling!
Silence.