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"In the 1700s, politics was all about ideas. But Jefferson came up with all the good ideas. In the 1800s, it was all about character. But no one will ever have as much character as Lincoln and Lee. For much of the 1900s it was about charisma. But we no longer trust charisma because Hitler used it to kill Jews and JFK used it to get laid and send us ( Read more... )

"My only hope was this: To see what might be, to believe that it should be, and then
to do all I could to bring it to pass, whatever the cost."

"...Americans hate music, they love entertainment, but they really hate music..."
~Frank Zappa

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