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[gaoldman]

I'm a liability lately. I've been complaining about absolutely everything to anyone who strays into the path of conversation with me. And it's not letting up any time soon, I can tell you

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[gaoldman]

Let me know when the meeting is and I'll jump on the table and be Lymonier than Sprite.

[cumming_alan]

But Gazza, I'm perfectly sane and you don't mind me too much.

[gaoldman]

Mhm. Who's that you're eating, jester?

[mickey_rourke]

Haha, you took it out didn't you?

Eau de Nutcase. Better than vintage leather.

[gaoldman]

I'm mildly freaked out that you knew. Maybe a little more than mildly.

Better, I suppose, than Eau de Nutsack, which is a Sunset Blvd. speciality they tell me.

[m_rodriguez]

If I never got invited to shoot guns in the desert again, I don't know what I'd do with myself. I'm being totally serious here strangely enough.

And no I didn't know you once played a crippled Southern midget with a cane. What a great way to end an update.

[gaoldman]

You have a shooting circle? I've always wanted in on one of those.

I did. In 2003. IMDB: Tiptoes, also starring Kate Beckensale. The poor thing.

[mira_s]

I am rarely attracted to anybody unless they are incredibly misunderstood. I don't care if you complain. Complain on the drug train or travel by plane. Whatever trip you're on, I want to sit next to you and fly first class.

[gaoldman]

I've always wanted to say I'm completely misunderstood, but sadly, I'm usually pegged pretty quickly as "off". You want to fly with me Miss Mira? I'm fairly certain that can be arranged.

[mira_s]

And I'm fairly certain I'm the one who can appreciate your savagery...and sensitivity. My passport's ready, let's fly "off" together.

[gaoldman]

Savage sensitivity, that's right! I'm writing letters to all of my former girlfriends and wives using that to explain why I was such a cad. I'm flitting about at the moment, but the second I land, I'll meet you for overpriced coffee and accompany you to another plane.