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[garanimals]

Today my brother climbed on the toilet and tries to shave his face with a razor (he's ok)
Today my mom called the police on my sisters boyfriend in portland.
Today I missed new york so so so much.
Today i really need to be drunk.

I'm about to baby sit for the next 2 hours, i hope the rest of the evening gets better.
Im in a weird mood.

Comments

[decentmammal]

reminds me of when my best friend in highschool told me about her brother trying to imitate the coyote and roadrunner cartoons by smashing her face in with a frying pan. i laughed at her and then she threatened to beat me up after school. i had great friends.

also wtf?

[garanimals]

hahah yea i know right? Dinner party soon

[gaucherie]

yeah, my sister once tried to shave her tongue when she was 3 with her dad's razor. she came up to my mom with her mouth shut and big tears in her eyes and then opened her mouth and blood poured out.

[garanimals]

hahahaha

[gramophone]

Hahah my brother did that too.

[100seconds]

lets hang out!!!!!!!!

[garanimals]

yea, call me! What should we do?

[sassysadie]

i did that too when i was 3 only it was my stomach and not my face. im glad he's ok!