So, today I was walking down the street to CVS and this truck load of fat old Mexicans drove by and asked "hey Sexy, How much?". And in my head I was all like "ewwww, holy shit, that's fucking sick, ew!". I didn't respond to their comments though, just kept walking to CVS. I was in the parking lot of CVS (almost to the door) when all of a sudden I ( Read more... )

Specific Song Request
Artist: Garbage
Song Name(s): Why Do You Love Me
Album: Why Do You Love Me (single)

AND My Rec:
Artist: Nirvana
Song Name: Seasons in the sun
Link to Song: http://s23.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0LHLEMS1TB0CP2W3SEQN0XGOCL
Genre: grunge

Today was rather queer...in a gay way. It all started when I woke from a deep sleep to see that David Haselhoff was hovering above me in a hot pink prom dress. We locked eyes for a moment of salience and then it hit me. “Hey! David Fucking Haselhoff is hovering above me in a hot pink prom dress, what the fucking fuck?!?”. Anyways, I didn’t think ( Read more... )

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