Arsenic Lullaby Tattoo...



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" Okay kiddo... now, I've tried really hard the passed 4 1/2 years not to use bad words around you... and this worked well, in fact, too well. The truth is, you've never heard a bad word before and I know your friends are going to start using them soon so I want you to know what they are so you know not to use them ( Read more... )

Silly Straw Asparagus
A Pay Check full of Bribes
Forty Twinkies back Breasts
Faked a way to Die
Before the Will she gulped it Down
And then she skinned a mink
Was not this
A dainty fish
To Fry upon the sink?

Breakin' out the photobucket...

This was a play piercing performed on me by Miss Rebecca sharp of the Inkwell Southampton.



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I love my son so much ( Read more... )

i saw some poor fella at the pub vomit all over the table he was sharing with his friends saturday night. I got pictures taken with him as his buddies shook puke off the tip and handed it to their waiter. i finish my fajita, but it wasn't easy.

so I had this crazy experience at the dentist's office yesterday... I was taking Rivers into his appointment and we were waiting in the waiting room with him on my lap reading a magazine and I notice this woman staring at us. I'm ignoring her until I hear her say pretty loudly "Someone should take that kid away from her.." So I look up and say " ( Read more... )

I fucking... oh christ I miss crazy love. Love that you can't admit to anyone but you know, you know when you lay in bed and cling onto the ever diminishing vividness of you memories of those nights where you had it. You had that moment of completely illogical upsidedown, inside out love. And it was. Every meet you behind the tree can i kiss you ( Read more... )

BAM! Frequent migraines and loss of feeling in big toe? Survey and MRI says... NOT a tumor ( Read more... )

Right-okay ( Read more... )