Enter Stage Right, Two Elderly Women Approaching The Desk. Receptionist Busy Typing On the Computer ( Read more... )

she left the movie and was startled at her reflection because she wasn't her.

a flashing yellow light synchronized itself with track numbered eight while
i passed a pet cemetary with this color and that color balloons tied every so often to its gate as i thought to myself goddamn am i artistic

Someone actaully thoughtI was Kelly Clarkson the other day

"Who is that?"

"It's Karly... I-I'm Karly...see?

"Oh Karly...are you new here?"

"No, not really, I've been here for about.."

"What time is it, hun?"

"Oh, um, four fifteen, Wilda."

four thirteen, really

"Is it time for dinner?"

"Not quite yet, Wilda, you've got another...forty five minutes."

coffee

"Oh, and what's your name?"

"Karly...it's Karly ( Read more... )

"Did you fart?"

"No, I think we're in New York."

Going to see the Polyphonic Spree next wednesday

All Beautiful people go away. Truly Beautiful people never stick around. If they did, what would be the appeal? They have to keep themselves elusive, subtle and mysterious. Truly Beautiful people don't even have to make an conscious effort to achieve maximum subtlety. Truly Beautiful people are like this naturally ( Read more... )

Shiezan miezan ( Read more... )

Donald Baron took his own life shortly after learning that three of his good friends had died in three non-related accidents in the same 24 hour period. Donald was charged and tried for the suicide, but was found temporarily insane on account of his recent tragic losses. Hours after the verdict was announced, protesters could have been seen ( Read more... )