Ok... who's got nothing to do on New Years? I plan on drinking the night away, and I'm sure there are at least a few people who don't have plans yet. Interested in joining me? Let me know!!

My nipples are rock hard right now, and not because I'm aroused. It's muthafuckin COLD outside. The wind is blowing strong gusts of arctic air down my street and into my back yard. I love the winter. Seriously, I do.. but I'd prefer some snow if it's going to be this cold ( Read more... )

I haven't seen any of them in days. I can still hear them, though. ...I can always hear them. I don't know exactly how long I've been in here. At least 10 days, maybe more. Since the virus outbreak here at the hospital, I've been trapped inside this damn fortress due to a 'contamination lock down'. No one gets in, no one gets out. Safety ( Read more... )

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...
5. ...along with these instructions.

"Notice: Do not attempt to replace or remove the integrated battery from your device ( Read more... )

For over a month now, I have stared at the same wad of gum at the bottom of the urinal in the bathroom at my work. This bothers me for a few reasons. First, why the fuck isn't the "custodial technician" removing this piece of gum from the urinal? I know he makes an effort to clean at least every two days, because I can still smell the bleach in ( Read more... )

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Ok, so... I'm not sober. And my nut-sac didn't make it to stumpytongue's party. I apologize. And at the same time, I apologize for my behavior, which no one gives a shit about anyways. Sober or not (definitely not) totally sober, I've sat here, at my computer with the technology of a thousand geek freaks, and I still can't make it to a 22nd b-day party up ( Read more... )

And sometimes they're just fuckin funny.

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It's been a while since I've opened my thoughts and feelings, so I'd like to begin by saying "thank god I didn't subscribe to a paid membership!" The past 3 weeks of my life have been interesting, to say the least. I visited friends in FL for a 4 day (scheduled) visit, which was extended by 3 extra days, thanks to hurricane Frances. The ( Read more... )