So, tonight Scott came over with Alex. Scott being Anna's ex. Alex, being his traveling companion. Things went rather well considering I was pretty much drunk during the whole ordeal. I started drinking as soon as I got home, so I couldn't smoke. Unmeasured amounts of Capn' and Coke later, I found myself alone in the house with Sydney and the ( Read more... )

At approximately 10 am this morning, I was finished with the day's workload.  So... what the hell do I do now?  I have to be careful not to get caught typing things like this, as internet use is only allowed for 'work related' purposes.  Damn 'The Man ( Read more... )

Alright, it's like 95 degrees outside, so why not have a little BBQ fun in the back yard? I've made some phone calls and now my ear hurts from holding the phone to it... so, if I didn't call you, please don't be offended. Consider this your personal invitation ( Read more... )

*An actual clip of a Dr's dictation from a procedure performed 3 days ago*

"With the patient on the gurney a spinal anesthetic was induced and then the patient was carefully positioned in a prone position on the operating table with appropriate padding. The buttocks were taped apart and the presacral region was prepped and draped in sterile ( Read more... )

I have been at work for 2 hours and have not done a fucking thing. It's nice... feels liberating... of course, it will hit me in about 2 minutes when I realize I've just lost 2 hours of work time. It usually takes me all day to complete my work, and sometimes I even have to work through my lunch break ( Read more... )

What`s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
Brass Knuckles
You're into fist fighting. However, you're a pimped out ghetto thug, so you strap these babies on and BAM!

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Is there just so much patriotism in the city of Tacoma that for two days prior, and still, two days after the 4th of July, we are still hearing fireworks going off? Sadly, no. Patriotism is not the answer. The 4th of July has no meaning to most of the people in Tacoma, I'm sure. It's just an excuse to set off loud and annoying fireworks at all ( Read more... )

How did Marlon Brando die?! He was only like 80. Legends never die...

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a ( Read more... )

Department: OB/GYN
Diagnosis: Psychosexual dysfunction w/ inhibited desire
ICD-9 code: 302.71

Fun for the whole family!