Dynamic Reentry [video]
[Well hello there, viewers! Remember this asshole? He's smiling suuuper cheerfully into the guide, even waving a bit. Why, it looks like he's gone and had himself a bit of fun while he was away, if the blood splatter all over his face and clothes is any indication. This is how Kamui looks every day, surely this isn't shocking in the least.]
Aww, you guys even held onto my guide for me! Wasn't that sweet of you~ And it still works and everything! Say 'hi', Chuckles!
[The guide is suddenly turned towards a very disgruntled looking Vogon, trying to mask the fact that he's probably piss-pants scared at the moment by pretending to be focused on a fascinating stack of paperwork and trying his damnedest to ignore the guide in his face. Apparently, this guy was one of the unfortunate bastards that had to deal with Kamui when he first arrived, so he is well aware of his shenanigans. You'd be piss-pants scared too!]
My name is Charles. You may also call me Chuck.. My name is not Chuckles.
So, how long was I gone for, huh Chuckles?
A week. Please keep the line moving.
A week?
That's right. Please keep the line moving.
I see... that's pretty interesting.
You're awfully boring, you know that, Chuckles? Hey, why don't we play a game~!
No more games from you, please! We can't afford a staff shortage right now!
Hahaha~ Well, good thing for you, I have stuff to do anyway!
Please, don't let me keep you from it.
[Kamui turns the guide back to himself and turns it over a few times before he switches the video off. ]
[private to Takasugi Shinsuke/voice] You still around, Earth Brawler-san~? [private]
Aww, you guys even held onto my guide for me! Wasn't that sweet of you~ And it still works and everything! Say 'hi', Chuckles!
[The guide is suddenly turned towards a very disgruntled looking Vogon, trying to mask the fact that he's probably piss-pants scared at the moment by pretending to be focused on a fascinating stack of paperwork and trying his damnedest to ignore the guide in his face. Apparently, this guy was one of the unfortunate bastards that had to deal with Kamui when he first arrived, so he is well aware of his shenanigans. You'd be piss-pants scared too!]
My name is Charles. You may also call me Chuck.. My name is not Chuckles.
So, how long was I gone for, huh Chuckles?
A week. Please keep the line moving.
A week?
That's right. Please keep the line moving.
I see... that's pretty interesting.
You're awfully boring, you know that, Chuckles? Hey, why don't we play a game~!
No more games from you, please! We can't afford a staff shortage right now!
Hahaha~ Well, good thing for you, I have stuff to do anyway!
Please, don't let me keep you from it.
[Kamui turns the guide back to himself and turns it over a few times before he switches the video off. ]
[private to Takasugi Shinsuke/voice] You still around, Earth Brawler-san~? [private]