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[video] -- and this could be the end of everything though

May 30, 2011 04:22

[ the feed opens to a certain well-dressed teen who may or may not be familiar to some of you. He's looking at the feed very calmly and seriously. ]

If any member of New Directions or their family members are present on this ship, I would be extremely grateful if you could find a way to contact me. Dad, Finn, Carole, Blaine-- really, I'd even ( Read more... )

kurt hummel, rachel berry

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[Video] whosyour_rikku May 30 2011, 18:13:55 UTC

Don't think of it as a one-way ticket! I mean, I guess no one actually knows what the real deal is with Thor and all the other survivor ships, but that also means no one can say for sure it's one-way only! And, you've got a friend- uh, friend, right?- with you so you're already off to a good start!

[Video] forgoodfashion May 30 2011, 18:47:19 UTC

Yes, well, you'll have to forgive me if it's a bit hard to be optimistic after "The End Of The World".

[...and sigh because Rachel is just going to beam when he says it but:]

But, yes. We're friends.

[Video] - I suck for all these edits, so sorry. whosyour_rikku May 30 2011, 19:09:08 UTC

And that's why I'm here! To be optimistic for you!

[Video] - I forgive you I'm not even noticing the dent in my inbox forgoodfashion May 30 2011, 19:18:24 UTC

On this ship, that must be a full time job.

[Video] whosyour_rikku May 30 2011, 20:03:13 UTC

Oh it is, and one time some guy even threatened to hit me with his hot dog cart. He was like: "You put on a finger puppet show with my hot dogs one more time and I'm gonna ream 'yah! Just try me, you little...!"

... Well, then he called me something really mean that I kinda just bleeped out of my memory. So let's pretend he called me a cream puff~

[Video] forgoodfashion May 30 2011, 20:05:05 UTC

... Finger puppet hot dogs. Really.

[Video] whosyour_rikku May 30 2011, 20:06:47 UTC

They were kinda greasy, but yeah! Less awkward than the burger patties, let me tell you!

[Video] forgoodfashion May 30 2011, 20:35:53 UTC

... I have a feeling I don't even want to know how you managed that exploit.

[Video] whosyour_rikku May 30 2011, 20:47:46 UTC

Well, you gotta take out the inside part first so there's just enough room!

Oh wait. Burger patties don't have insides, they're just kinda smushed meat, right? Then what was it? I had to like, stuff my whole arm up there.

... Geez, what do you call that animal? The one with the little wing things and the pinky-whitey bellies?

[Video] forgoodfashion May 30 2011, 20:57:15 UTC

You can stop. Really. I understand what you mean perfectly.

[oh god why]

[Video] 1/2 whosyour_rikku May 30 2011, 21:02:20 UTC

Ah! Turkeys! That's what you call 'em!

[Video] whosyour_rikku May 30 2011, 21:03:30 UTC

Oh, right. Anyway, I'm Rikku!

[Video] forgoodfashion May 30 2011, 21:09:51 UTC

[damn it NOW HE CAN NEVER UNSEE THAT...]

Kurt Hummel. It's... a pleasure.

[Video] whosyour_rikku May 30 2011, 21:12:33 UTC

[Now picture it to this icon!]

[Rikku: making people feel both violated and awkward one conversation at a time!]

[And don't worry, she wore gloves.]

Nice to meet you, too!

[Video] forgoodfashion May 30 2011, 21:24:21 UTC

[plz no]

Do you often make a habit of finger puppeteering food?

[Video] whosyour_rikku May 30 2011, 21:35:56 UTC

No. Only once. There was this little kid who was crying 'cause they dropped their hot dog on the ground and the guy wouldn't give 'em a free one. So I was showing the little guy he could still have fun with it!

[Not that that explains the turkey, but what you don't ask won't hurt you.]

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