Brittany-ism #SIX DEGREES

[lovesagoodmisog]

 [...get it?]

[As in "Six Degrees of Separation"?]

[Of Kevin Bacon?]

[Who was in Footloose?]

[Gawd, rent a DVD somebody.  >.>]

~Cue generic cheezy, big-band theme song.  (Glen Miller, these people are not.)~

*Off-screen Announcer*
Aaaaaaand, Welcome Back, to tonight's episode of DANCING WITH THE REFUGEES!  Our next contestant has a strong love of music

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[whosyour_rikku]

Look at you go!

[whosyour_rikku]

Maybe not where you're from. But remember, this is a multi-planetal dituation we've got here.

[lovesagoodmisog]

That's true.

[Thinking]

[Thinking]

[Thinking]

[You can practically see the smoke]

[...]

Oh, my god, we're being overrun by were-mice!

[whosyour_rikku]

Dude, you know what we gotta do? [Not even going to bother waiting for an answer.] We've gotta wipe Thor clean of its cheese! And stat!

[lovesagoodmisog]

...even pizza?

[whosyour_rikku]

[Crap. A pizza without cheese is nothing.]

You know what I'm thinking? Well, d'uh, of course you are; you've got, like, super special mind powers. But, I'm gonna say it anyway. You know, just for the record. I think we're gonna need to take this to the next level. I think we've got to rally up all the cheese on Thor and confine it to a single room. And then, when all the little where mice come scrapping on up with their little claws going tch, tch, tch, tch, We get 'em!

[lovesagoodmisog]

[Brittany is going to pretend that she followed every single word of that.]

Who'd gonna pilot the ship, then?

[whosyour_rikku]

I got it under control. I'm totally a professional. [Nods her head - oh yes, so wise am I.]

[lovesagoodmisog]

You can fly a spaceship?

I can't even drive a bicycle.

[whosyour_rikku]

I can drive an airship... practically the same thing.

Then we won't put you on driving duty. [Light bulb!] Oh! You can entertain people so they don't think anything fishy's goin' down.

[lovesagoodmisog]

[...okay, are these two actully attempting to plan a mutiny? XD]

I could do that.

[whosyour_rikku]

[Pfft. No... why, why that's illegal.]

[...]

[>D]

And they'll never suspect a thing!

[lovesagoodmisog]

[This is the kind of rebellion even the Preventers wouldn't bother with. >.>]

Should I wear a mask?

[whosyour_rikku]

[Probably more along the work-line of Reno 911.]

No. Too suspicious. You've gotta go all natural.

[lovesagoodmisog]

[Next Time, on Fondue For Two: the cameras follow around Rikku and Brittany for an entire day! What shenanigans can they get up to in that amount of time? How much property damage can they cause? And just how many brain cells will you lose watching it all? Find out!]

I only strip when I'm drunk.

[whosyour_rikku]

[Oh dear lord. So hideous yet so remarkably glorious.]

I didn't mean full-blown commando, silly.