[...get it?]
[As in "Six Degrees of Separation"?]
[Of Kevin Bacon?]
[Who was in Footloose?]
[Gawd, rent a DVD somebody. >.>]
~Cue generic cheezy, big-band theme song. (Glen Miller, these people are not.)~
*Off-screen Announcer*
Aaaaaaand, Welcome Back, to tonight's episode of DANCING WITH THE REFUGEES! Our next contestant has a strong love of music
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That's good, because I don't have any camouflage-print underwear, anyway.
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Really? Besides, I don't think camouflage would bend in too well on Thor anyway. You'd need, like, shiny silver panties to do that job.
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[ Also, there's a GW Dorothy being apped who would totally make an awesome third blonde musketeer-ett. She has a gold limo!]
But they chafe something fierce!
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Oh, you mean the ones that, like, literally shed sparkles? I think I heard someone complaining about 'em once when I was walking around that Down Undies store.
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Yeah.
I mean, don't get me wrong; it looks totally hot. But when you take it off, it's like you were attacked by a vampire or something. The bad kind of attacked.
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There's a good kinda vampire attack?
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Duh. Don't you ever watch movies?
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Different world, remember?
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Oh, yeah...
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