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[the video feeds turns on to a pair of big eyes staring into the screen from behind a pair of gold-colored goggles, before they blink and the Guide is pulled back enough to reveal Bart's smiling face]Neat! This is like an omnicom, only not. I mean, I guess that's kinda expected when you're on a big huge spaceship and there's all sorts of aliens and

Comments

[notwhelmed]

Dude. Can you like, be quiet? I thought KF can talk my ears off, but you just take the cake for not being able to stop talking.

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You don't like green tights?

[notwhelmed]

Sounds kind of silly to add green to a costume like this. But that's just me.

[accelerated]

Robin's always wear red and green! Like SB wears Superman's colors in his uniform when he wears it and I wear the Flash's colors kinda too it's just like, tradition or something!

[notwhelmed]

...I'm not wearing green, if you haven't noticed. Just red, black, and yellow. But I guess if he wants to wear green, he can wear green. Not my problem.

[accelerated]

I noticed! I mean, I guess it's just not tradition where you're from but that's part of being from a different universe, right? Robin's don't wear green, but they are all analytical and stuffy and say they aren't, bad guys always pop up but there's always superheroes to beat them, that sort of thing! I mean, it's just green! It's not a big deal, like you said!

[notwhelmed]

I guess we are. We're trained to be able to handle the fact that we might be fighting against things and people that have powers while being only average people. [Average my ass.]

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Is being Robin just average where you're from? Just cause you don't got powers doesn't mean you guys aren't awesome! Robin can do all sorts of things nobody else can do 'cept for maybe Batman and he's always doing neat stuff and coming up with good ideas and plans and we wouldn't be able to do half the stuff we get to do if it wasn't for him and everybody else being really cool and I definitely don't think you need powers to be a superhero!

[notwhelmed]

I don't know. I have to work hard enough to be at par or surpass my teammates.

You talk a lot you know that? [He doesn't seem bothered by it though.] I guess I do help with making plans. [It's in his nature to think ahead of his opponents. Less likely for the enemy to get the upper hand that way.]

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Robin's are always cool!

I know, but it's really, really hard not to talk and one time I got dared to stay quiet for five whooole minutes but I couldn't even do that but five minutes is forever anyway. Yeah, see, Wonder Girl and Robin always come up with the best plans and we always do fun stuff! If my Robin shows up, you'll see!

[notwhelmed]

Aren't they? [Smug little brat.]

...[Five minutes isn't that long but okay.] How long can you stay quiet for then?

Wonder Girl? I haven't met her before. Maybe she'll show up here sometime. Sounds like fun. [And he can harass this Robin.]

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Yea-- how long can I stay quiet, uhhh-- I don't know, I mean, I must be quiet when I sleep, right? I usually don't sleep that long either so I guess I never really timed it!

She's really neat! She has this cool lasso and she can fly and stuff! I hope she comes here and my other friends too then we could all hang out and do tons of cool stuff together and have a really good time and it would be the best!

[notwhelmed]

Sleeping doesn't count! How long can you stay quiet while actually conscious. You should time it sometime. Give yourself pats on the back if you can beat the previous times.

Well, this ship is bound to grab them someday. Heck, it grabbed me from a different ship.

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Hang on, I'll try now!

[gets really quiet while looking extremely serious... for about three seconds]

Phew, okay, that was good! --Wait, you were on a whole different ship? That's so cool! Was it as big as this one? I bet it was even cooler. I wanna go to another ship sometime too!

[notwhelmed]

...Hah.

Yeah. They were pretty similar. It kind of sucks having to refill out the same paperwork basically. There wasn't much different between the two at the very least.

[accelerated]

Well, at least it isn't hard to adjust, and you hopefully won't have to fill out any more paperwork after this! I mean, it would just be unfair to make you go another ship and do it again!