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[accelerated]

[the video feeds turns on to a pair of big eyes staring into the screen from behind a pair of gold-colored goggles, before they blink and the Guide is pulled back enough to reveal Bart's smiling face]Neat! This is like an omnicom, only not. I mean, I guess that's kinda expected when you're on a big huge spaceship and there's all sorts of aliens and

Comments

[notwhelmed]

Dude. Can you like, be quiet? I thought KF can talk my ears off, but you just take the cake for not being able to stop talking.

[notwhelmed]

I sure as heck would complain if they do that to me, but I think I'll be sticking around here for awhile at the very least.

[accelerated]

If we're both gonna be here for a while, we should really, definitely be friends cause it's more fun that way!

[notwhelmed]

Hey, way ahead of you. I already thought we were friends.

[accelerated]

Awesome! Oh, I'm Bart! I know Robin's don't really like telling people their names or at least not for a long time so it's fine if you wanna keep yours a secret, but everybody else back home knows my name and if we're friends you should know it too!

[notwhelmed]

Huh. Dick. [His name is on the roster. It isn't exactly a secret pretty much. Leave it to a spaceship to totally ruin secret aliases.] My name is on the refugee list, so it's not like it's a total secret.

[accelerated]

--Huh, really? [zipping away to check for himself then returning] Wow! I didn't know they were even allowed to give away secret identities like that. You learn something new every day!

[notwhelmed]

I don't think they purposely did it really. I think they just took my name and put it on the roster. It's not like they know that we run around as superheroes or anything.

[accelerated]

Hmm, good point! Well, I guess if they don't care about taking people off their planets and putting them here, they wouldn't care about secret identities either! At least they don't put our superhero names and our regular ones together, I bet that helps some people!

[notwhelmed]

Uh well, the usual consensus is that our planets don't actually exist anymore. Not sure how true that is, but whatever. And the fact they don't put our secret identities with our names is convenient.

[accelerated]

Our planets are still there, I just know it! Even aliens gotta respect some things, I guess!

[notwhelmed]

Who knows. We're stuck on a spaceship though.