July Missions!

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OOC Mission Info:
Gubbagaffa A trendy new food. No one knows what it is! And once you've smelled it, you really won't want to know. But it's selling like hotcakes, particularly among the aliens of Blobblyx, who lick it up like there's no tomorrow.

Game of RiskAll month, refugees will be allowed to try to dominate the countries of a world map--

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Primary School Students

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Re: Primary School Students

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Larsa Solidor, 4-14.

Re: Primary School Students

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Remilia Scarlet, New Gensokyo

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[be_my_servant]

[Give it a moment to really sink in....]

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[be_my_servant]

MINAZUKI!!

[I think Karen's name means 'run and hide' in its native language.]

[sapphirearrow]

[Sadly, running and hiding is unlikely to be effective. Fortunately, Karen figured this was coming. Okay, just like she rehearsed...]

Is something the matter, Remilia-san?

[be_my_servant]

Don't act like a moron. What the hell were you thinking?

[sapphirearrow]

I'm not certain what you mean. Is this about Kazami-san's flytrap?

[be_my_servant]

Right now I couldn't give a damn about Kazami's carnivorous flytrap. You know very well what I mean. You couldn't possibly be that stupid. [Let alone elementry school.]

[sapphirearrow]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Karen really hopes she's being convincing.]

[be_my_servant]

[Considering this is in direct response to the criminal act in question, not at all. Also, she sharply remembers the conversation at Ran's wedding.]

[Remilia speaks slowly, and her voice takes on a dangerous tone. Go ahead, push your luck, Karen~]

Karen. Are you mocking me?

[sapphirearrow]

[C'mon, it's just like one of those accidental video posts, where the person responds to replies with "what? what are you talking about?" because they haven't seen the original post yet, right? ...right?]

[Karen is noticeably intimidated by Remi's tone, because she is what we like to call a "sentient being."] N-no, of course not!

[be_my_servant]

Then explain yourself. Now.

[sapphirearrow]

I really can't explain anything! I don't know!

[It's true! She can give no explanation of why she thought this was a good idea.]

[be_my_servant]

[You are earning yourself points in the 'idiot human' column, Karen. Icon would be facepalm if I had it.]

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[Now that there's a break in the action, Karen scrolls up a bit to "discover" what they're responding to. Apparently she's been working on her acting skills, because the entirely fake progression from surprise to confusion to realization to horror is quite convincing. Although, if she was really seeing it for the first time, "realization" would have been preceded by an extremely brief "mild amusement."]

This is... I don't... I...