Comments | gargleblasted: 005 ↟ I'm in your lab, skewing your test results. | [Video]

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005 ↟ I'm in your lab, skewing your test results. | [Video]

Jul 21, 2011 01:53

[The local science channel seems to have acquired a recording of some scientific testing from Thor labs. A scientist is on camera, detailing the results of some of their tests.]Subject D3142 is still showing considerable resistence to the effects of the taser. We've already increased the voltage well beyond what is considered a safe limit for ( Read more... )

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[Video] D3142. I see what you did thar be_my_servant July 21 2011, 07:24:06 UTC

Another one of Thor's unusual jobs, I assume? This would be the first time I've seen someone be paid to be electrocuted.

Re: [Video] XD crazy_about_it July 21 2011, 07:27:32 UTC

It's not as fun as it looks. I guess Guide malfunctions are the only way they can get anyone to do it.

Re: [Video] be_my_servant July 21 2011, 07:31:02 UTC

I could make a pun between electricity being exciting, but I like to consider myself about that.

You wouldn't be the first to think so. Some suspect the Guide malfunctions aren't merely malfunctions.

Re: [Video] crazy_about_it July 21 2011, 07:36:28 UTC

[He smirks a little at the implied pun.]

I kind of feel sorry for whoever else they suckered into this job.

Re: [Video] ...so many typos. I need to sleep. be_my_servant July 21 2011, 07:38:51 UTC

Almost pitiable, isn't it? All refugees learn that pain sooner or later.

Re: [Video] I didn't even notice crazy_about_it July 21 2011, 07:42:42 UTC

Literally, in this case. I'm not getting paid enough for this.

Re: [Video] be_my_servant July 22 2011, 06:21:39 UTC

Ah, a new one, are we?

Re: [Video] crazy_about_it July 22 2011, 06:23:44 UTC

Not that new. This is the third stupid job I've been stuck with.

Re: [Video] be_my_servant July 22 2011, 06:28:14 UTC

So, enough to feed yourself and live in a ratty closest, then. The pay will get better, but the jobs don't become any less idiotic.

Re: [Video] crazy_about_it July 22 2011, 06:33:17 UTC

I don't know, the first job I had was pretty cool. Killing harpies was kind of fun. That's the only time I got the job I wanted though.

Re: [Video] be_my_servant July 22 2011, 06:38:45 UTC

Harpies? Hmm, I suppose so. A little basic, but more interesting than running tours for a dinosaur park.

Re: [Video] crazy_about_it July 22 2011, 06:52:12 UTC

How can dinosaurs not be interesting?

Re: [Video] be_my_servant July 22 2011, 07:06:47 UTC

How can they be? They're stupid lizards, just on a larger scale. I thought they would be more akin to dragons.

Re: [Video] crazy_about_it July 22 2011, 16:03:36 UTC

Huh. I'll take your word for it.

How many stupid jobs have you had to put up with?

Re: [Video] be_my_servant July 22 2011, 17:51:50 UTC

I would care to say all of them. I suppose being a bouncer and a librarian wasn't too bad. Fire alarm tester and sailor were by far the worst.

Re: [Video] crazy_about_it July 22 2011, 20:39:40 UTC

... You were a bouncer?

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