005 ↟ I'm in your lab, skewing your test results. | [Video]

[crazy_about_it]

[The local science channel seems to have acquired a recording of some scientific testing from Thor labs. A scientist is on camera, detailing the results of some of their tests.]Subject D3142 is still showing considerable resistence to the effects of the taser. We've already increased the voltage well beyond what is considered a safe limit for

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[Video] D3142. I see what you did thar

[be_my_servant]

Another one of Thor's unusual jobs, I assume? This would be the first time I've seen someone be paid to be electrocuted.

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[be_my_servant]

Yes. It was relatively boring. They learned quickly after the first few examples.

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[crazy_about_it]

... I guess there's more to you than meets the eye, huh?

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[be_my_servant]

Couldn't I say the same for you? But, I do know already that you are Vergil's twin. I've worked enough with him to know you two aren't entirely human.

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[crazy_about_it]

[He just shrugs.] It's not really a secret. Especially after this little demonstration, I guess.

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[be_my_servant]

My point still stands. There's more to most everyone than meets the eye.

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[crazy_about_it]

True. Especially around here.

So what's your story then?

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[be_my_servant]

Me? Merely another creature plucked from her mansion and thrust onto this miserable excuse of a ship.

[Sorry, Dante. She doesn't realize he's asking what she is.]

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[crazy_about_it]

A mansion huh? Guess that makes you rich? I'm more interested in how someone who looks like a little girl ends up as a bouncer.

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[be_my_servant]

[That earns a small smirk from her.]

Appearances are largely irrelevant for the immortal. The Scarlet Devil, at your service. Though, you may call me Remilia.

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[crazy_about_it]

Is Devil just a title or is that what you are?

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[be_my_servant]

What I am, of course. [She unfolds her large wings from behind her, spreading them a bit in demonstration.]

[Then, Remilia sighed in almost flippant exasperation.]

This isn't going to turn into another threat, is it? Those are growing old.

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[crazy_about_it]

[Dante just looks amused.] Not unless you're planning to attack me or go around slaughtering people.

Besides, I've been called a devil often enough, and I don't even have wings.

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[be_my_servant]

Of course not. That would be well against my interests.

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[crazy_about_it]

No threats from me then.

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[be_my_servant]

Much appreciated. Most people are simply so rude these days.