005 ↟ I'm in your lab, skewing your test results. | [Video]

[crazy_about_it]

[The local science channel seems to have acquired a recording of some scientific testing from Thor labs. A scientist is on camera, detailing the results of some of their tests.]Subject D3142 is still showing considerable resistence to the effects of the taser. We've already increased the voltage well beyond what is considered a safe limit for

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[Video] D3142. I see what you did thar

[be_my_servant]

Another one of Thor's unusual jobs, I assume? This would be the first time I've seen someone be paid to be electrocuted.

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[crazy_about_it]

I guess you get a lot of people who are afraid of you once they find out what you are?

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[be_my_servant]

Yes. Although, they have good reason to be afraid. I merely don't enjoy the numerous overly just fools marching forth, assuming I am a problem.

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[crazy_about_it]

I know the feeling.

You said something about working with my brother?

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[be_my_servant]

Yes. That same bouncer job, actually. Granted, it was before he left the ship and returned sans memories, but that seems to be the standard around here.

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[crazy_about_it]

Vergil as a bouncer? I bet he loved that job.

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[be_my_servant]

He seemed more irate than anything. But then, I doubt he enjoyed anything. I doubt he smiled, even when kicking rowdy clientele across the street.

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[crazy_about_it]

Maybe so, but I bet he was smiling on the inside. He seems to like pushing people around.

Re: [Video] She's showed Dante the Dolphins, right? With Vergil?

[be_my_servant]

So I've noticed. And throws a hissy fit when the same happens to him. [Chuckle.]

Re: [Video] Yes she did. XD

[crazy_about_it]

Yeah, that's my brother all right.

Re: [Video] Never let that go XD

[be_my_servant]

You certainly were gifted with a charismatic one, weren't you?

Re: [Video] Never.

[crazy_about_it]

Hard to believe we're twins sometimes. I guess I got all the charm.

Re: [Video] Never.

[be_my_servant]

Apparently so. I believe I've met trees more charming than your dear brother.

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[crazy_about_it]

[That makes him laugh.]

Not a big fan of his, are you. Have you talked to him since he came back?

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[be_my_servant]

Oh, he's entertaining sometimes. [Re: dolphins] I doubt he sees it the same way.

Perhaps once. I've been occupied recently.

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[crazy_about_it]

Not likely.

Occupied with something more interesting than a stupid job?