005 ↟ I'm in your lab, skewing your test results. | [Video]

[crazy_about_it]

[The local science channel seems to have acquired a recording of some scientific testing from Thor labs. A scientist is on camera, detailing the results of some of their tests.]Subject D3142 is still showing considerable resistence to the effects of the taser. We've already increased the voltage well beyond what is considered a safe limit for

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[crazy_about_it]

Amazing is my middle name.

[crazy_about_it]

Yeah. It wasn't what I signed up for, but it could be worse. At least I'm not wearing a stupid costume this time.

[crazy_about_it]

[He's laughing a little at that.] At least with a job like that you'd get to meet girls.

[crazy_about_it]

Yeah, good point.

So what's your job this month?

[crazy_about_it]

That doesn't sound too bad.

[crazy_about_it]

What kinds of things do you say? Do they give you a script?

[crazy_about_it]

Sounds like more fun than getting shocked all day, that's for sure.

[crazy_about_it]

You mean attempt to sign up for something better. I'm not holding my breath.

I'm Dante. What's your name?