Brittanyism #Bicorn

[lovesagoodmisog]

[Brittany stares into the camera with an unusually dismayed expression, clashing greatly with the silvery glitter eyeshadow she has on]

So, like, I just found out that Halloween doesn't actually celebrate the day Michael Jackson first became a werewolf.  It's totally heartbreaking, guys.

[Pulling back a little, the camera reveals her to be wearing

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[whosyour_rikku]

What does it celebrate, then?

[This is something Rikku should know, isn't it? She hasn't wanted to ask anyone, gosh, that'd just be embarrassing. Like, what if they were all "you don't know? Snicker, snicker, snicker" and then she'd have to come up with some excuse or use "it's nonexistant in Spira" again and that's just getting old. She can't have that conversation again. But this is Britt, so, there's no shame.] I mean, y'know, everyone's been talking about it this month...

[lovesagoodmisog]

I'm still not sure, honestly.

I just know it's the one day of the year where you get to dress up like a hooker and ask strangers for treats and not get arrested.

[whosyour_rikku]

[Does not. Quite. Compute...

Why would you get arrested for that?]

Huh-ny whosy what-y now?

[lovesagoodmisog]

I didn't know you spoke Italian!

[whosyour_rikku]

And I didn't know Mr. Babelfish couldn't translate Italian.

[lovesagoodmisog]

I think my fish gets confused sometimes.

People will be talking to me about something, and I just...have no idea what they're saying.

[whosyour_rikku]

Maybe you just got a really old, saggy fish.

... Oh man, I hope your fish isn't dying on you. Er. In you, I guess.

[lovesagoodmisog]

Ew, ew, ew, ew!

I'd have to give myself a swirly if that happened. So not cool.

[whosyour_rikku]

A swirly?

[lovesagoodmisog]

Yeah.

I mean, dead fish are supposed to go in the toilet. It's, like, a rule or something.

[whosyour_rikku]

But I thought a swirly was a type of lollipop.

[lovesagoodmisog]

Not that swirly. The other kind of swirly.

You know, the one usually reserved for freaks and geeks.

[whosyour_rikku]

[Still has no clue what this "other" refers to, exactly, but Rikku knows Brittney would never diss her kind geeks.]

Oh... oh right. Yeah.

The, uh, fun kind...

With the "woooh!"s and the "let's go again!"s. And the pickles.

[lovesagoodmisog]

[Hey, Britt liked the geeks. She dated one of them in the future. She just happened to once hang around a crowd that...er...didn't.]

It never seemed like fun to me.

In fact, it always seemed kinda mean.

[whosyour_rikku]

So which kind are you talking about again?

[lovesagoodmisog]

The kind when it's time for goldfish to go to little goldfish heaven.