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[gayformaster]

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[yosukecantstop]

WHAT THE HELL?! I'm not spazzy and danger prone!

...OR A SHARK!

[yosukecantstop]

...Sir?

[lucifer_aeterna]

You sound as though you're offended. I hadn't been aware you cared.

[yosukecantstop]

Uh! N-no, I don't...it's...um. They-your wings are, uh. They're very nice. Wings. Sir.

[lucifer_aeterna]

Surprisingly, that's not what I was referring to. [Does he sound sarcastic? When does he not?]

[yosukecantstop]

Um...I-uh.

[Oh, help.]

Um.

[lucifer_aeterna]

Yes?

[He pauses, just long enough for it to become uncomfortable]

Interesting that you'd be so focused on wings. One might even think you were jealous.

[yosukecantstop]

Um. No, sir.l I don't-um. Humans don't need wings for anything, sir. So, I don't...uh.

[lucifer_aeterna]

Need rarely has much to do with the things humans want.

[yosukecantstop]

Uh. Well, I-I've never wanted to uh, I have a motorcycle, sir.

[That explains everything, right? Yeah.]

[lucifer_aeterna]

And you find that entirely adequate?

[yosukecantstop]

Yeah, sure, it's a nice one! Have you seen it yet? I could show you.

[lucifer_aeterna]

[He is getting such a look]

And what, precisely, is so novel about it?

[yosukecantstop]

[Oh man, he hates getting looks from Lucifer-sama.]

Uh...it's um ...it's really fast, sir. Like flying!

[Crap.]

I mean! Uh...

[inkzigzags]

[Nice try for the first two, Brosuke. Your former co-worker's even shucking clams at the moment. Look of disbelief goes goes here.]

[yosukecantstop]

What?