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[gayformaster]

~*~*~ SEVENTH EDITION :: NEWSFLASH BULLETIN GOSSIP MAGAZINE MONTHLY~*~*~

Hello, good refugees of Thor! Today, we've put together a special newsflash bulletin of the SECRET LIVES OF YOUR FELLOW REFUGEES!!! Also known as SLOYRF, also known as SLFR! This information has been gathered by both citizens and other refugees alike, and is certainly not for

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[yosukecantstop]

WHAT THE HELL?! I'm not spazzy and danger prone!

...OR A SHARK!

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My fault for the first two?

[Was someone stalking them on their job? Kinda makes sense...]

[yosukecantstop]

What do you mean it's your fault?! What did you do?

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I figured you'd blame me for "spasmodic" and "danger prone", seeing as you believed I would do something like eat or maul you. Doesn't mean it isn't true, but I'd find it understandable.

I know for a fact you aren't any part shark though.

[yosukecantstop]

What do you mean it doesn't mean it isn't true?! YOU PROMISED NOT TO EAT ME! toucans just take that back!

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I wasn't referring to that, you idiot! I will keep my word, even for someone like you. Yet you kept doubting my words under your breath the whole time, which I can hear.

Might I add that I have an ox, rabbit, mouse, rooster, boar, and snake as my siblings, where I would think control in eating habits would be in order for their peace of mind.

Toucans...lol ihu autocorrect

[yosukecantstop]

Fine, whatever! At least we agree that I'm not edible.

haha, must be craving FrootLoops

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... Pray that anyone who actually fell for this doesn't have lavish tastes for shark fin soup.

I knew I shouldn't have left it out on the table all night

[yosukecantstop]

...Why do you always have to make everything worse?

yeah, phones can't work right on an empty stomach

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I think I'd be obliged to protect you if that really does occur.

To be fair it eats a lot of ぷっちょ most days! ...you know. probably.

[yosukecantstop]

Then you'd better hope that it doesn't!

[traponreverse]

...Why is "shark" last on that list?

[yosukecantstop]

Because it's the most obvious lie!

[traponreverse]

Why a shark, though....?

[yosukecantstop]

Don't ask me. I didn't agree to this at all!

[traponreverse]

I would be a little concerned if you did.