[Video: Auction!]

[maraihi]

[The video opens to Maraich, dressed up in a formal outfit with a few photos face-down in front of him on the counter]

Good morning, everyone. It has come to my attention that my handsome waiter, Kaoru, is single. So I thought I would do something to benefit everyone. That's why I'm holding a

CHARITY AUCTION

Up for auction: A date with one

Comments

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[spittake]

I - what?!? Seriously?!?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

....this is my job!

[Video]

[maraihi]

He's already up to 200 credits! Would you like to bid on him?

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

Er. No.

I'm marrying his brother - potentially. That'd be inappropriate.

[Video]

[maraihi]

You don't have to do anything romantic, and the proceeds will go to feeding the poor.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

A date is a date. You are whoring out my best man!

[Video]

[maraihi]

Sex isn't necessary. And it's for a good cause.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

OH WELL!

Why couldn't you have used Tamaki or someone else?!?

[Video]

[maraihi]

Maybe he'll volunteer for the next one.

For this one, Kaoru works for me and he's single.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

[ahdhficjdbf - brain. not. working.

You are in her manager territory, boy!]

...230.

[Video]

[maraihi]

Wonderful! I'm glad you decided to participate.

Re: [Video]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

If I win, there will be no evidence.

[Video]

[maraihi]

What do you mean?

Re: [Video]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO SPOIL MY WEDDING! MY MARRIAGE WILL BE PURE, INCLUDING THE BEST MEN!

[can you taste the hysteria?]

[Video]

[maraihi]

He's still pure.

Re: [Video]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

FOR NOW! ONLY FOR NOW! WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THIS DATE THING YOU HAVE GOING ON?!? HE WILL BE TAINTED - DO YOU HEAR ME?!? TAINTED!!!