[There's much throat clearing on this audio feed since the individual on the other end of the line really would rather not be making this speech.]

To all those aboard this vessel, it is with much sadness that I find myself making this transmission. I will keep this brief. Today, my second-in-command and dear friend Lucrezia Noin departed from this ( Read more... )

( love_letter_lesson_plan.doc )

Quick survey for those currently employed with Preventer or contemplating working with us in the future: would you be opposed to a dress code ( Read more... )

[The Guide switches on to a sea of pink fabric. Seems it's been knocked haphazardly to the floor thus prompting it to activate.]

Miss Miwako, my Guide just-

Oh! Don't worry, Lady-chan, Miwako will get it for you. Don't you move!

[When Miwako leans down to pick up the Guide, her cheerful face appears on the screen. Reaching for the Guide, she fails ( Read more... )

[Hullo, Thor. Guess what? You get accidental audio of...annoyed, arguing voices coming through Noin's Guide today. It seems to be having a bit of a problem, however, cutting out what's said every once in a while. Makes for interesting conversation. It's probably because she's been fiddling with it a little much lately...]

"Une, no, enough is enough ( Read more... )

Good day, S. S. Thor.

[The voice was distinctly female; clipped and formal though a bit weary.]

This is Lady Une speaking on behalf of Preventer. We hope you look forward to Wrryndia as much as we look forward to making certain your time on the planet is safe and enjoyable. In light of recent events, we would recommend taking extra safety measures ( Read more... )

[So have Une in 3-27 with a fire extinguisher lying on the floor next to her, foam staining her uniform. Behind her is quite a lot of smoke obscuring the singed mattress on her bed. She has her jacket off and the sleeves of her dress shirt rolled up. The edges of her skirt betray some blackening as well.]

It seems I'm going to be needing some help. ( Read more... )

Wayne Enterprises
Preventer Department of Defense
Preventer HQ, 11th Floor, Wayne Enterprises Bldg., S. S. Thor

May 13

SUBJECT: Preventer Launch on May 14

TO: S. S. Thor Passenger Manifest

1. Please be advised that Preventer, as Wayne Enterprises's latest department, will be launching tomorrow (Saturday, May 14) and a gathering will be held to ( Read more... )

[The Guide turns on and Une has her back turned to it. Blindfolded, she's assumed her shooting stance at  what appears to be Thor's firing range. Laser gun in her grip, she shoots at the target, keeping a steady hand before ceasing abruptly. Maintaining her blindfold and position, she mutters...]

Tardy, Mister Shimura?

A-Ah, sorry...I've never been ( Read more... )

( cut because this is long ._. )