DEAD!

This summer fuckin' sucks.

I graduated, err....yay ( Read more... )

stupid farm

Yay, today is Cinco de Mayo.! Why Google, why didn't you change your logo for this glorious holiday. I was expecting something exciting and you let me down. By the way, May is mental health month - no joke.

I have just bee informed, i have a portfolio to do. Yay! I am happy today. Not sure why considering i have a ton of shit to get done this week. Powerpoint is an ass hole.

So yesterday, I got into a minor car accident. It sucked. I got a fuckin' ticket because a stupid ass kid driving on a permit doesn't know that a left turn lane is for turning and not driving in. Somehow i remained in a good mood all that day. Today was cool, I woke up at 12:00 to see my mom had put together yet another easter basket. I am ( Read more... )

I saw a Furby today. It made me think. Then i went to Borders. Life Is Good!

Wisdom teeth extraction was a success. The last thing i remember before going down for surgery was a red balloon that i hallucinated. The Demorol made me cry, but i don't remember any of it. The surgery was a piece of cake. I am doing great and i feel fine. It isn't as bad as people say. The worse part is having all this blood in your mouth ( Read more... )

I am an uncle...again. His name is Alex. My brother came over at around 1:00am. We watched Tombstone. It was fun. I haven't slept yet. I will do that when i get home. I am happy this morning.

• Thank god for Pepsi!
• Thank god for Saline's first safe!
• Thank god for dieselboy!