Hi. I'm not dead, if anyone cares. I figure I should probably pop in for my annual visit.
Hmm, last post, July 16, 2004. That's not quite annual. Well, in that case, big news! My sister had a baby. He'll be three in October.

I have not had any babies. I might need a cat. I miss my kitties. I'm just here in my cute little apartment that I can't ( Read more... )

*insert interesting story about my day*

*insert funny quiz results*

Thank you for your time.

Yeah, I read that someplace.

Ok, not so popular, but I just can't resist.

A haiku for Casey...

The old crane departs
Seeking a final summer
I like midget porn.

Note to self:

Shave first.
THEN drink.

That's a little more blood than I was hoping for.

So, I was told today that I'm no longer allowed to go in on my days off to visit my coworkers.
And lots of other sucky stuff happened too.
What a miserable fucking day.

What a screwed up day. That is all.
I'm sorry that I don't explain these things, but I'm tired, and you have no real reason to care anyway. So whatever.

wtf was with that werewolf?
wow...

Camille is leaving in 11 days! Yay!
And Randy is being promoted into a position where he can't directly affect me as much! Yay!
And there was food waiting for me when I got home! Yum!
And I see PoA tomorrow! Yay, I hope!

So, one more haiku.

One two three four five
One two three four five six sev-
en, haiku haiku!

I'm a fucking genius.

Grr.
Brain...failing.
What now?
Guess I'll go to bed.
Sigh.