this bum was trying to get INTO a cop car. the cops kept doing that running shoving thing to get him away, hitting him a few times, and then trying to run back into their car. but this dude was like 8 feet tall and kept catching up. then they'd start over. at some point, they shoved him and he got distracted by what appeared to be one of his 10 dry ( Read more... )

i got a pick up truck a while ago. it's really nice and on giant fucking tires. i am so obsessed with it, it's ridiculous. i could fucking drive that truck all day long. now i drive everywhere, as opposed to refusing to drive anywhere.

the michigan militia's compound is about 10 minutes away from my mom's house. today i drove past it and they had a giant wooden sign out front, spray painted, that read, "MILITARY LONG JOHNS 50 CENTS ( Read more... )

today,  one of my coworkers purchased marilyn manson energy drink for me. needless to say, i was pleased. it is also worth mentioning that it gave me heartburn.

 i'm waiting for my home nurse eating nothing but a giant bowl of baked beans.

today i unabashedly blared "smells like teen spirit" over and over from my tape player while driving down michigan ave. i thought long and hard on one of my all time favorite memories, which is being in the ew house basement playing with cuddleslut during the middle school themed party. covering "smells like teen spirit." my friends and housemates ( Read more... )

today i got my hair legitimately feathered by someone who has feathered many 70's ladies hair ( Read more... )

ok ( Read more... )

also, in three days, i got 2 comments about looking like axl rose. and a myspace comment.
doesn't help that my hair is half orange. i think i want to dye it back to black so i go back to getting comments about looking like nikki sixx aka my style icon (other than all forms of joan jett).

ok. detroit. i will admit now that i will always love it ( Read more... )