Of course I'm not!  I'm just venting.  Ah, my tale of love, lust and self-stirring cauldrons has taken a quantum Iwhatever that is) leap today.  It is delightful, delectable and devilishly delicious ( Read more... )

Well, other than my constant research into improving my world famous self-stirring cauldrons and pots and pans, I am writing my delicious, delectable tale of salacious and messy sex!  How messy I hear you cry?  Oh, you will be appalled, titillated, amused and, quite probably, disgusted!  Everyone may as well concede the prize to me ( Read more... )

It is I, Gaspard Shingleton, the world famous inventor of the self-stirring cauldron.  Having become filthy rich from my marvelous invention I have turned to literary pursuits, i.e., pimpmy3some!  Some eye of newt, some Honeydukes Finest, a bit of sexual secretion, veela hair, a randy wizard and witch or two and voila!  The best smut imaginable!