"the opposite of progress is congress." - john adams ( Read more... )

first off, last night was amazing. Some guy with "southern compfort" tattooed on his ass, said to me, "im not gay or anything, but you're a hot dude. seriously, do you model..? because you should..". it was a little awkward, but i think it only was because he actually tracked me down to tell me. i drank alot of crown royal and even more cheep ( Read more... )

work tonight didn't go as well as i had planned. i keep telling myself that its just the first day..i just hope that that holds up. i work monday through saurday, everynight; goodbye social life, but its for the greater good. working like this for about ten months should be enough to let me make a couple trips to new york and finally move there ( Read more... )

KATES COMMMMINGGGGGGGGG!!!!
i miss you so much, and hear this almost makes me forget about getting bit by a snake yesterday.

almost.

i would just like to welcome north korea into the nuclear age.

first off just let me say, not as funny as i thought it was going to be. the president must have sanctioned this. but i didn't have to judge them, thankfully, because i have no idea how i would have judged on this level of suck. instead i was roadie/sound tech. i have never been this worn out at the end of a day. setting up and breaking down ( Read more... )

so i was volunteered to judge the titusville battle of the bands and i would really like it if someone would be there with me to make fun of these very, very shitty bands.
please, i might off myself if i have to sit through this alone.

so the space shuttle woke me up way too early this morning.
i used to like nasa, but now they can all go fuck theirselves.

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personally, i cannot wait untill the footage of steve irwin's accident comes out.