and i also need to learn how to speak french.
in one year i need to be to that point where i can talk to this girl in her native language and not sound like a moron.

help..?

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steven, you're my hero plain and simple.

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I am so excited I can't sleep. It's almost like the anticipation I felt before christmas or the day before summer vacation ( Read more... )

Charles, thank you. You have, again, revolutionized my relationship with drugs-psychedelics specifically. Anyone, actually, everyone take about and hour out of your day and try some salvia. It's completly legal, instant trip from when you exhale, and won't leave immobilized for more than 15-20 minutes per dose ( Read more... )