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[gastronaut]

Every day, I think I like dogs more and people less.

Every day, I take another step toward being a bitter, old woman.

OK, let's give up the charade. I AM a bitter old woman. It's time I dropped the cutesy attitude, it's not me.

Today was a complete and utter let-down.

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[gastronaut]

You're right, I'll try to be both. Bittersweet. And I don't mean old like "omigod, you're over 30?!" I mean old like "Life sucks. Fuck everyone." Fortunately thoughts like those are fleeting.

I said dogs just to prove how serious I was. Cats are unquestionably superior to humans, that goes without saying!

[starkirin]

if aliens observed human behavior closely
they would conclude that cell phones are the dominant species