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Classes started on Monday. I am taking five: English Lit to 1700, Lit and Identity, Shakespeare, African American Lit, and Linguistics in Education ( Read more... )

I haven't really written anything of merit in awhile so ( Read more... )

I despise my father.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

Everytime that Uno Spin game commercial comes on tv, I always hear "You might get no cards...you might get AIDS!!!" Instead of "You might get no cards, you might get eight."

Maybe I spoke too soon...

It's over! Woo ( Read more... )

I want a son named Vaginald. You know, like Reginald. But not. It's Vaginald....

First of all, it makes me SO happy when people who deserve to get fatter gain weight. You look like shit! Merry Christmas ( Read more... )