You have reached Sasan; I presume you have a reason for calling me, so feel free to leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you.

(He'll get back to you quicker if you're an attractive male.)

Soooo how would you like to tell me how I'm doing here?
Feedback would be super! Comment or PM me.

Player: Fishbone
Character: Sasan
Series: So NoTORIous