[oneshot] you are what you eat

[gdgdbaby]

Title: you are what you eat
Pairing: baekhyun/chen
Rating: nc17
Genre: au, mild romance
Warnings: swearing, sex
Author: gdgdbaby
Notes: mokbang celebrities au. chanyeol helps baekhyun moonlight as a connoisseur of outlandish foods. being called bug boy is like primary school all over again, but at least he gets a new friend out of it. 3,551 words.

Comments

[drankcontrast]

i've heard of mokbang before but i never bothered to look it up but it's actually kinda interesting lmao
also pls tell me the scorpions are dead in those lollipops

also also real food porn baekchen /drools like baekhyun with 7 lollipops in mouth

[gdgdbaby]

LMAO yeah when i first heard of it i was like omg!! then i saw clips of baekchen eating on showtime and first box and was like ... yes i want this

PRETTY SURE THE SCORPIONS ARE DEAD DW LMAO

tysm for reading and commenting! i'm so glad you liked this :*

[horramata]

I actually googled if there really exists such a thing as cookbooks for semen and i don't know why i'm surprised it does. Oh, internet.

AU where Baek has a more expressive face than Chanyeol - was a bit of a stretch for me but everything else was perfect!

[gdgdbaby]

LOL humans are so... resourceful

HAHA i guess it wasn't so much more expressive per se as it was chanyeol being vain and thinking baek makes more ugly faces than he does, but yes :') tysm for enjoying the story ♥

[fashcndy]

"Yixing's mild-ass kungpao chicken."

i can't breathe.

[gdgdbaby]

:* :* :*

[anonymous]

oh gosh i dunno how i could ever think my life was complete before this glorious creation <3

[gdgdbaby]

awww thank you anon ;~; i'm so glad you liked this!

[kpopharemland]

Oh fuck, pls write more BaekChen???
This is just..
It would be just perfect to read about them with penetration.
AGHHH!!!
My mouth is watering..

[gdgdbaby]

scream baekchen are super cute and i'd love to write more about them! tysm for reading and commenting :3