gditsideswipe

6th Audio / Action

gditsideswipe Jul 03, 2011 02:52

[Anyone paying attention to their journals this evening may catch the sound of... coughing? Well. A mechanical hacking sound that seems a good deal like a cough. A nasty one, at that. Has the resident robot gotten himself attacked by a frog ( Read more... )

so not as planned, i'm still awesome right?, -holloways, %@$#!, !action, !ic, streaker does stupid shit, cough hack die, urk

5 - Audio

gditsideswipe Jun 22, 2011 15:02

[Big surprise. Sunstreaker's shouting over the network. However, this time, he sounds a good bit more enraged than he usually does. He also sounds... different.]

I'll kill you!

Whoever's messing with my head, I will kill you! Fess up and I'll make it quick![He sounds like he's suddenly talking to himself, and slams the comm against something ( Read more... )

diva mode: engaged, suddenly squishy, -holloways, %@$#!, oh robot god why, rip your goddamn face off, violence is always the answer, !ic, what is anger management

4 - Audio

gditsideswipe Jun 17, 2011 16:20

You organics and your pets. Is there even a point to this thing? Or does it just sit in its cage all day and look stupid?

[There's a rattling sound. Something metal clanking on metal.]

Aw, what? You don't like that? Too bad.

[More rattling. And Sunstreaker laughs.]

[... It would seem someone has discovered the Moose in the stables.]

lol humans are dumb, this is going to suck in about 10 secnds, -holloways, kind of a dick, not a single fuck is given, !ic, streaker does stupid shit, baiting the sharkticons

3 - Audio

gditsideswipe May 11, 2011 20:06

Yeah, so I saw the little brawl you people put on outside. And I've got to say...

... That was just sad. I mean, really. Was that supposed to be impressive? I've seen drones fight with more enthusiasm than that.

You want a real show? You'd have called in this 'bot right here. But I guess you're not that smart after all.

lol humans are dumb, what is sensitivity, -holloways, kind of a dick, s'up bitches, not a single fuck is given, fighting is sexy, !ic, running my mouth, best of the best

2 - Audio

gditsideswipe Apr 24, 2011 20:07

... Does anyone ever like...

Just... know things? Like... big things. Heavy things.

[Careful observers will note how slurred and dreamy Sunstreaker's voice has suddenly become. Apparently, the system-disrupting effects of the shock-spiders have gone to his head.]

Planets.

Yeah.

Planets are heavy.

-holloways, i can see everything, because i got high, !ic, dude whoa, hey hey pay attention to me, feel pretty and witty and, streaker does stupid shit

1 - Audio / Action

gditsideswipe Apr 16, 2011 16:20

So... is there anything to actually do around here? Or are we just supposed to sit on our collective afts and whine to each other on a network or whatever the scrap I'm talking to?

And while we're at it, where am I supposed to refuel, anyway? I am a fine piece of sentient machinery, I can't run on fumes. Not that I'd expect a bunch of organics to ( Read more... )

too pretty to take care of myself, !ic, diva mode: engaged, -holloways, kind of a dick, s'up bitches, !action

HMD

gditsideswipe Jun 25, 2010 12:34

Yep. Just what it says on the tin. Anon on, IP off, etc.

This guy's new for me, so, be gentle, if you don't mind.