I Love you I love you I love you; what's my name?

[gebrauchmusik]

Today a young man purchased $1000 worth of white roses for his girlfriend. I said "She will be speechless! How long have you been dating?" And he replied: " Thirty Days

Comments

[stencileyes]

This story made me feel gross. I wonder if the girl knew they were dating for "30 days"...? I hope someone took a picture of her awkwardly "shocked" face upon the arrival of 3 tons of roses.

[_bellicose]

Last time I got a massive SUV sized boquet of flowers, my cat ate them and died.

Sigh.

[janey_emm]

This is my favourite story of the week. I can't decide whether I think he's adorably stupid or crazy like a (slightly stalky) fox.

[dangerousv]

Oh my. That is intense. Smothering does seem an appropriate word.

[uncle_noheart]

haha. If someone bought me $1000 worth of white roses I would say: YOU IMBECILE!
and break up with him for having bad money management skills.

poor, poor idiot chap.