Still holidays, but in preperation for the new term (....two days) i had to get up to go rowing this morning, at 8:00. So as i am officially the worst at getting up in the morning i decided to put my various plans into motion.

Plan 1: I buy four different alarm clocks, turn up the volume to full and set them all at 8:00.

Plan 2: set my alarm to ( Read more... )

A Case for More Beer
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest ( Read more... )

So i'm making a fuck t-shirt. listing all the guys who i want to go horizontal with, but will never get close enough to even smell. They are as follows ( Read more... )

So in my love and devotion for my husband Bam Magera (we are married he just doesn’t know it yet) I have decided to take up skateboarding! yes that’s right Eli is no longer a geek, hard to believe you say?, well just let me set the scene ( Read more... )

So today was fun, i decided to go to the local shopping centre. Unfortunatly my school is right next to this consumer breeding ground, so i have become a common mall rat. I even have a routine ( Read more... )

Today i went back to school to get my marks, AABCC. Hmmm, well this is only the second time in my life i have recieved a C and i got two.OH GOD, MY GRADE POINT AVERAGE! But i did get the top mark in photography ( Read more... )

school holidays ( Read more... )