My cat does not like Black Sabbath.

I occasionally have to re-explain the 200+ pound to 8 pound relationship. Therefore, I present the following for feline consumption:

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GA: \m/
Gaea: Kiteh does not approve
GA: \mmm/

First of all, this is brilliant. Go read it, I'll wait ( Read more... )

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As for the existence of God, I would firmly fall in the "Pure Agnostic" camp. I am not a fence-sitter. I absolutely reject any mythology I have heard or read. As for the eternal mysteries of the universe, I don't know and you don't either. On the other hand, I find the stand of strident Atheists to be narrow-minded bordering on religion. Science ( Read more... )

Regarding my recent acquisition of a duvet cover:

"Damnit, I will not be out gay-ed by that butch bastard!"

"You have a pussy.
I have a dick-a.
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick."

This poetry moment was brought to you by Rammstein, who reportedly can't get laid in Germany.*

* The censored version totally loses a lot in translation. I recommend looking up the original video. It's.... something. It also sheds some light on the German getting ( Read more... )

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If I came with a warning label, what would it be?

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Behold

My God it is so true.