I got a weird call tonight. From an Ex. She was in town, and wanted to hang out. That is the polite terminology for it. She wanted booty. I know this for a fact because she told me, in descriptive detail. Holla ( Read more... )

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As much as I drink, I'm rarely hung over. I'm pretty sure this is because I limit myself to the drinks that I know will treat me good, and I tend to not get super out of control ( Read more... )

So it turns out there's a new Kanye West video. No big whoop.

But it has Zach Galifianakis in it.

So I'll watch it. It opens up with him holding a chainsaw with I heart turd
written on his face. Song sucks, but man, look at this image. If you are not
laughing then you are inhuman and I no longer have any desire to be your friend.


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so tired ( Read more... )

So far it's looking like 2007 is going to go down as the year of terrible decisions and constant regrets.

So today I get a text that says I should watch "You got served" because it was on TV. I watched part of it. I felt like putting on a track suit, some bling, a sideways hat, and serving bitches UP ( Read more... )

I am in a bad mood.

I don't even think that truly expresses it. I am in a shitty mood. A terrible mood. A cranky mood. Just a general fucked up mood. A mood so bad I feel a tightness in my chest and I want to freak out or cry or shoot a panda in the face. Fuuuucking shit I am in a bad mood.

Happy 4th of July. I think I'm gonna go for a walk.

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Yesterday I was sittin at the Blackhorse with Jon and Kim. (because pretty much all of my entries have to involve booze or bars nowadays)

Anyways:

He tells Kim that earlier in the day he had a run-in with a neighbor that wants to kill all of us apparently, and in trying to decide what to do he thought "What would (name withheld) do?" and "What would ( Read more... )