I go to see American Hardcore. I figure that it's still a holiday week, so the theater will probably have more people in it than I like. BUT it's a movie about hardcore music, so at least the people in the theater will probably be into the same sort of shit. Maybe some punk rock kids. Who knows ( Read more... )

So I'm not exactly Dr Pimp. Most of the time I'm pretty clueless when someone is hitting on me. But today at work I apparently sounded extra rico suave, because I had women hitting on me left and right ( Read more... )

Yesterday was apparently national special ed day for cell phones, because I got several calls from people that I am positive were retarded.

Nothing wrong with that, all gods chillun are special in someway or another.

BUT shit, if I spend 15 minutes trying to figure out why your menu button isn't working, then you finally realize that you neglected ( Read more... )

SO I sit down at poker last night, and the first hand starts. Jon's Ipod starts pumping out a tune:

"Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck."

Techno beat. Those lyrics. I don't think there was anything else. Five minutes of that repeated.

"Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck."

And guess what?

ALL GODDAMNED DAY I HEAR ( Read more... )

Also for all you warcraft nerds:

I am only about 2000 combined points away from being revered with both AB and WSG, and I'm about 3/4 to 48. And if the patch that gets rid of the honor system goes into effect tonight before I can get my gear I will be highly irritated.

ALSO: a note for rigobertos ( Read more... )

About an hour and a half ago I was finishing off my 7th screwdriver at Coreys ( Read more... )

There is a part of me that is in love with the idea of Black Friday. I want crazy deals. I want Seinfeld season 5 for $14.99. I want to reap the rewards of staying up all night and getting in line so I can be first inside the doors. I wanna look at other peoples carts and sneer at their finds. I want to revel in the glory that you feel when you ( Read more... )

So I get a call from my bank today, telling me that they think one of my credit cards has fraudulent activity on it.  I hop online to check my account ( Read more... )

There are a lot of attractive women in Bend ( Read more... )